That's right. My mother and I are now out-manned by the newest addition to our household, henceforth called DS. He is the son of family friends who will be staying with us for 6 weeks while he takes a mechanics course. All the bedrooms are filled now, which hasn't happen since my sister and my aunt lived here, and that was a fucking looooong time ago.

Mr. Wonderful has been away for 8 days now, but will be arriving by bus in about an hour. I am all tingly and excited. I think I'll put Sexy in her harness and have her meet him, too.

I technorati-ed a new reader today. I gotta say I was pretty surprised to see a new listing there, as I have to admit my blog has been a little disappointing lately. Being unemployed and living with your parents somehow affects ones sexual life, juicy stories about teenage pregnancies. I do, however, have lots of stories about report-writing and data entry course manuals, if you are so inclined.

Where was I?

Hm. Uhm, I just technorati-ed myself again, only to find my newest fan has.... disappeared. What happened to us? Is it because I geekily thanked for you for linking and called you a pip? A pip is a compliment, at least in my book. And I can't seem to find any trace of your blog anymore.

WHERE DID YOU GO?



All I remember is that your last post talked about your bulimic roommate and how she shaved her pubes over the toilet. I've tried every combination of the words "roommate, toilet, shave, pubes, bulimic and blog, to no avail! Why have you forsaken me??

Is it because my blog has sucked lately? I know, and I'm sorry, but I promise I'll do better....